"Aye, me bottle o' scrumpy!" This is modeled after the mask worn by the nomads in the game From Dust. The Demoman is a Scottish explosives expert who uses his Grenade Launcher and Sticky Bombs to demolish his enemies. The item description makes a reference to Date Masamune's nickname, The One-eyed Dragon. The Demoman drinks a bottle of beer and proceeds to steer a wooden ship wheel. ", "You will stand next to that cart or I will, "All gave some, some gave all! He is a very able swordsman, despite being blind. Robin: Tell yer grandpappy Merasmus he's next, ye silver-haired chump! Airblast applies a debuff on all classes that makes airstrafing extremely hard, allowing the Pyro to effectively take a portion of your movement by pressing 1 button. This page was last edited on 11 July 2021, at 11:32. ", "Dinnae worry, lads, we're turning this tide now! And look what happens to his other eye in "Meet The Sniper"! Medic just sighs and informs him he's already regenerated and implanted a new eye . ", "Surrender now, maggots, and you will not be harmed! You can't see it, but I'm saluting you right now! The archaic spelling "cyder" is sometimes used, but as a marketing ploy rather than authentic usage. Well, I joined the Beer All At Once Club. twitch chat click to copypasta May 2019 I used to be a real ad More Copypastas There is no "random number generator" in any games 6 twitchquotes: I have a REQUEST: could you please stop saying "RNG"? Voiced by: Gary Schwartz (English), Francesc Rocamora (Spanish), Dmitry Polonsky (Russian), "Have ye heard aboot the Beer of the Month Club? When not drunk, he's also surprisingly polite and competent. That just means everybody loses! ", "Ah, who needs this depth perception when you can bloody move like this! There are many sources, including games, movies, and music; even jokes that have developed within the game and its community have been included. Share the best GIFs now >>> Whoo! A single-handed claymore would be held in the right hand and used to stab the enemy, the targe would be strapped to the left arm and used to parry sword or bayonet blows, and a small dagger held reversed in the left hand and overlapping the targe would be used to slash. The Demoman bounces in rhythm to the Latin beats while saying: The Demoman puts his arms out and forms a square with his fingers, trying to visualize the scene in front of him in a frame or a screen. "Just bought two tickets to the gun show, and I'm not givin' 'em to ya; I'm goin' with, https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_references_(Demoman)&oldid=2883325, Pages using duplicate arguments in template calls. ", "I've been saving the good scrumpy for Competitive Mode! ", "I have uploaded a boot up your metal asses! It also refers to World of Warcraft, the original inspiration of this item. The name of this hat is a reference to English rock band The Jimi Hendrix Experience. The second Highlander film is also subtitled "The Quickening". ", https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=Demoman_voice_commands&oldid=3335424, Pages using duplicate arguments in template calls. The particles, These tend to blind other players causing them to hit less shots. In the film Braveheart, William Wallace shouts "Freedom!" The Samur-Eye is a replica of the helmet worn by the samurai lord Date Masamune. Woh, hup sti'that! Is that, [Singing] "I don't know, but I been told: I'm a pretty unicorn! . It's on like (falls asleep, then wakes up) Wha--? While waiting, he looks to his left, loses balance, falls to his right and grunts. TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. Gmod tf2 playermodels. Demoman Heavy Engineer Medic Sniper Spy Miss Pauling Saxton Hale Enemies The ene my team The Administrator Merasmus Monoculus The Horseless Headless Horsemann Robots Zombies Type of Hero Dimwitted Patriot The Soldier is a crazed patriot from America's heartland in Team Fortress 2. I told ya they were a bunch o' wee lasses! ", "I just tore you a new chimney, Smokey Joe!". Don't warn me again for Team Fortress 2. His most famous quote is "I'll blow yer bloody 'ead off!". (belches) "Everyone, damn it" (sobs), "It's on! ", "Oh, it's a tie, is it? The Demoman takes out a staff with a skull on its top and a tag reading "99". His melee weapon is a bottle. The Spartan Army was one of the most feared military forces in world history. Let's go! Dear God, we are sorry we angered you, please stop helping the other team! A 'spinal tap' is a colloquial name for a lumbar puncture, a medical procedure involving the insertion of a needle into the spine to collect fluid for diagnostic testing. - after killing a Soldier. You are a mistake of nature! Talk about sneaky AF! ", "I'm goin' ta strangle you with me bare hands! The Scottish Resistance, which can deploy more stickies at once, do so at a faster rate, and the ability to detonate clusters separately, but its sticky mines take 0.8 seconds longer to arm. This page was last edited on 19 February 2023, at 15:13. The Demoman then fires two grenades, destroying the Sentry Gun. This may also be a reference to the cult rock-umentary This Is Spinal Tap. The Scottish Resistance can guard multiple entry points to make approaching always unsafe, set up and manage distinct sticky traps, disarm enemy Demomen's stickies, or even just for direct combat if they are very good with predicting their target's movements. [Sotto voce] "Bye. ", "You were loud and ugly, and now you're DEAD! The Grimm fables, or Grimm's Fairy Tales, were a collection of fairy tales of various origins, published by Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm, the Brothers Grimm, in 1812. Hup, hup, hup yap! ", "Oh, I'm ready, lad! That book's the Bombinomicon! Companies mentioned in passing became global empires three generations old. ", "Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my battlefield! "Dominated! http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Characters/TeamFortress2TheDemoman. A crotch guard is a piece of equipment used by athletes to, quite literally, guard their crotches. ", "If you do not like losing to an enlisted man, do not pick a fight with one! [singing] God bless America, land of America And so forth and so onMove out! ", "You are scum! Now let's, "I am proud of you, you sack of garbage! As the Demoman says, it is a highly volatile substance and can spontaneously combust if not handled carefully. You're too scary for us! It is a disproportioned World War-era German Model 24 Stielhandgranate "potato masher" grenade, with a white Mann Co. logo stamped on the head and black wrapping tape around the stick. I've got yer nickel! The best thing is to win without fighting at all.' He was asking for directions! Due to the comedic style of Team Fortress 2 and Valve's humor, the game often includes references, usually in a humorous fashion. hah.". A page for describing Quotes: Team Fortress 2. The Demoman has several taunts, all of which are listed below with applicable voicelines and a description of the animation. Below is a list of references specific to the Demoman class, most of which are related to Scotland, the home country of the Demoman. ", "There is nothing unusual about this man's head! Scotty himself is Scottish like the Demoman. You got a bloody Demo, don't ya? ], [Cut back to Demoman's room, music stops. ", "I won't lie, lad, that was a tough one! Content posted in this community. ", "I love every single one of ye not you. They begged us, "All gave some! ", "We only went a bloody did it, didn't we? Ever since the first showing of Macbeth, it has been alleged that speaking the play's name aloud is unlucky. ", "I got a good feeling about this match, lads! ", "You have grit, you have valor, and now you have proof! For someone who is extremely sensitive about his missing eye, he gives us pretty good ones: In public servers, a Demoman can usually get away with just laying some clever traps, and may even fare well in direct combat. All voice lines associated with a player-initiated taunt are located in the Soldier taunts page along with a description of the animation. Because I will have glued it to my cold, dead hands! This is, At one point, he gets absolutely furious at the Medic for being able to perform medical miracles (or/and abominations against nature), yet seems to be unable to give him another eye. ", "We give up, Merasmus! Go about your business! "Ecky thump" is a northern English phrase that is exclaimed during a moment of surprise. "Back from the dead and reporting for duty! ", "Thankfully I already don't remember this. Demomen bombard Sentry Nests (and the players repairing them) with indirect splash damage from outside their range, Scouts take advantage of Demos' lack of hitscan weapons and get in close, and Sentries annihilate Scouts before they can get into effective range. I'm a grim bloody fable with an unhappy bloody end! Between his and Soldier's rocket jumps, Demoman's fling him a lot further at the cost of dealing more self-damage. Now eat the floor and give me twenty! ", "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH THERE'S A MAGGOT EATING MY BRAIN! Someone, take out me other eye! "I'm a grim bloody fablewith an unhappy bloody end!". At 0:56, the Demoman's hand bumps into the grenade on his desk and it becomes active, then falls off the desk; however, it does not detonate. ", "Kill him. ", [Demoman charges into battle along with Team RED while dodging a cascade of rockets. ", "(Unintelligible Muttering) I love you, man", "Gonna kill you and I'll keep killin' you and I'll never, cause you're 'onna be dead and then I'm gonna kill you. Quote: Who: Portal 2 Portal 2 DLC Portal 2 PTI Portal 2 Music Portal 1 Portal 1 Music Team Fortress 2 TF2 Music. Now come on out so we can. This taunt is a reference to the belief that a "true Scotsman" wears nothing beneath his kilt. The Ullapool Caber is a "potato masher" hand grenade. ", "You just got your Frenchie ass dominated. TF2 Domination Quotes Paul Hikari 6.23K subscribers Subscribe 19K Share Save 923K views 11 years ago This has probably been done already, but here's a compilation of everyone's domination. And even then, good luck! [Quietly] "It's just a metaphor, brain maggot. And instead of chess pieces, there's just brave blood-hungry sons-of-bitches who love war! ", "Let's give 'em a sportin' chance! Tuck them into bed and kiss their asses on the forehead. I have favorite lines from other classes, too: The Demoman turns around, crouches forward, and shakes his posterior while. Combining it with sticky or grenade jumping, Scouts are agile, making Demoman's projectile weapons harder to use and his, Pyros are the soft counter to Demo: a good Pyro can flank and get too close for the Demoman to deal with, much like the Scout, and their close range damage is even more devastating than the Scattergun. By the great seal of the United States of, "Pay no attention to the top of this man's head! It is impossible for us to lose! ], Demoman: They've got more f-[long censored]-s than they've got the likes of me. The original name of the Scottish Handshake was the Scotland Shard, a pun on Scotland Yard. In Team Fortress 2, the Demoman character class wields a grenade launcher and sticky bomb launcher. I'm going to trot into the forest and pick. The Demoman Real name: Tavish Finnegan DeGroot Voiced by: Gary Schwartz (English), Francesc Rocamora (Spanish), Dmitry Polonsky (Russian) "Come an' get me, I say! To "maul" someone is to beat them up, usually causing savage wounds in the process. Each class is distinct in looks, personality, and accent, and has a set of weapons and equipment unique to them. A guard is also a term for the conductor on a train. "One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch and kablooie!". Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" with every step he takes ] The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase !" Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase!" It's not burned! The name of this achievement is based on Valve's co-op shooter Left 4 Dead. ", "Yer arses ass and I'm the grass man, punk yeah ya havin' heathen. Good Snipers can easily ruin a Demo's attempts to set sticky traps or jump across the map just by quickscoping long before the Demo has time to prepare himself to counter the Sniper. Doing so can leave you with barely enough health to survive the fall. This page was last edited on 12 January 2023, at 17:31. Sometimes the bash itself is enough to finish an enemy off. This is a reference to the Training new players are encouraged to go through when they first launch the game, which includes two portions for Soldier. "Pickled" is a slang term for drunkenness. He eventually drops back and stands on all fours, belly up, now kicking forward and alternating hands on the ground. I ain't afraid of six wee men! When the Demoman fires his grenades at the Sentry Gun, it targets the grenades once they're in range and ignores the Demoman. You win! The modern 18 hole game of golf was invented in Scotland, the Demoman's homeland. ], [The Demoman walks up to (presumably) a decapitated head, laughing merrily as body parts and blood rain down around him. There are many unicorns like me, but, "I am the prettiest unicorn! And you'll burn fer it, Merasmus!". "Take your lumps like a man, Private Twinkletoes. I'll kick you back to whatever hell you crawled out of! Call me later, pal. We are Americans! ", "I will find you. ", "DOMINATED!" ", "Pick up their asses gently, men. Dinnae tell anyone [sotto voce] I brought a lot of bloody bombs! "Loch" is a Scots and Scottish English word for a lake. Argyll (Pronounced Ar-guy-l) is a region on the western coast of Scotland, historically written as Argyle. Demoman (TF2) > Quotes (?) One of Medic's doves looks at Scout.] And if I ever see him, I will punch him in his mouth! They got more fs uncensored than they got the likes of me. Hats of this style are commonly associated with pirates. The caber toss is an event practiced at the Scottish Highland Games involving the tossing of a large wooden pole called a caber. Also it's probably common knowledge at this point but the song is sampled from unleash the beast 1 Ribbles78 Engineer 2 yr. ago But I like engineer gaming 30 corona_australia Medic ", (unintelligible muttering) "I love you man", "Any of you that think ye're better 'n me you're gon' have another thing c-", "Everyone thinks I'mGod damn it" (weeping), "Any one of you--!" He then closes his right hand into a fist, in a victory gesture, and says one of the following: The Demoman walks in a slow, drunken stride, drinking from a bottle of beer in a paper bag and spouting slurred gibberish. ", "gonna take down to the pain train station in train town", "Whoo, whoo, yah sure! "Freeeedooooom!" A reference to the 1995 film Braveheart, set in 13th century Scotland. Note that Voice Menu 3 does not display in the chat window except for "Help!". Funnily enough, the Demoknight style can be very useful against enemy players, but unless you forgo the shoes in favor of having a grenade launcher, it makes you very vulnerable to sentries. IN HELL! ", "Any man comes at me airborne, I am turning into a meat cloud! Equipping the Bottle Taunt suggests otherwise That's why he is constantly drunk when on the job. "That's a right pretty bra-washer ya built, ya big ugly girl!" - Demoman to Engineer Demoman will never get tired of insulting the Texan toymaker each time he throws a wrench into his plans.. The player can freely move around, albeit slowly, during this taunt. I am going to pull a rabbit out of your ass! He shared his class update with the Soldier, much like the Sniper and Spy. "Wizard! ", "I am going to claw my way down your throat and tear out your very soul! ], Demoman: "Prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! ", "You are all daisies and I will plant your sorry asses in my war garden! This page was last edited on 12 January 2023, at 19:54. Like any grenade, its original intent during its time was to be thrown. ], Demoman: "T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cocksure. This taunt does not injure or kill opponents. The first line of the chorus is: It is purported to tell the story of a dead soldier who will arrive home by the "low road" before his living comrade arrives home by the "high road". If you enjoyed this episode,. Alternatively, the Demoman (in this regard as the Demoknight) can specialize in melee combat, dotting a shield, a longsword or whatever, and maybe some boots to speed him up. A Demoman simply fires a Stickybomb into the ground, runs towards it, and just as they pass it, detonate it while jumping. [Fades], "Dominated, candy pants! "Go play your pinko chess game with the Devil, Commie! ", "If you were huntin' trouble, lad, ya found it. "Dominated! Potassium chlorate is a chemical compound commonly used in fireworks and explosives. Yours will do just fine. *in hell*! With his eyepatch, the Demoman somewhat resembles a stereotypical pirate. "Go home, lassie; men are fightin' here!". ", "Go on and build more o' yer little guns. ", "DOMINATED!" ", "Ha ha ha! ", "This is my rank up, there are many like it, but this one is mine! Engineer: ", "You are going down, you spell-casting maggot! Take your voodoo back to Canada! You can't see it, but I'm dropping and giving you twenty! ", "Never forget; always remember. engineered inventions of tomorrow such as an, knocking out Demoman via sedation, and then intending to bury him alive until Miss Pauling talks him out of it, the intended way to play the class, if the Defense designation is any indication, Though if you actually look at his stats, he isn't moving, Unless you have the Sticky Jumper, then self-damage isn't a factor, at the cost of not being able to hurt. Tartan is a pattern consisting of criss-crossed horizontal and vertical bands in multiple colours, particularly associated with Scotland. "Little too much caber-tossing pie down yer own throat, eh, chubby? ", "I joined this team just to kill maggots like you. It's a wee head" [fades], "Yer wicked! ", "I am a robot! [Singing] Oh, say, can you see, that we lost the first game! ", "Lads, I watched their scrim! Someone, take out me other eye! He jumps from side to side, but, The Demoman summons a guitar and plays an. This weapon's name is a reference to the period of extended Scottish insurrection against English rule after being invaded in 1296, culminating in two major wars fought from 1296-1328 and 1332-1357 (not to be confused with the Jacobite rebellions). A shaman is an individual who is believed to have a mental connection to a spiritual world. The Demoman spins around, thumps his chest twice, and makes a V-Sign with his fingers. If you didn't win, I would need to see your birth certificate! Fixed the Soldier/Demoman taunts not working correctly when the. My mane smells like lavender, and my horn grants wishes! In-game, the Demoman is a highly versatile class that fares well at close-to-medium range with attacks that deal area of effect damage. In earlier centuries, the entire west coast of the country was sometimes referred to as Argyll. Fixes the Demoman's sticky note not drawing. ", "Dear other team: please reach into your ass and give me my foot back! ", [Whispered] "This is what the President must feel like all the time! I just thought we were just testing our weapons! "I came here to kick ass and have two eyes! You can have it back next game! Jesus never lost! Scout: I'm gonna headbutt ya! During the censored portion, the Demoman actually says: The music that plays during the battle sequence ", The teams' roles are reversed from what they are in the game's, Several crates of beer can be seen behind the Demoman. On occasion, the Demoman trips and spills some of the beer in the bottle. I cannot be reasoned with! On account of his lack of an eye, and blood heritage, he considers himself something of a Last of His Kind. Amen. I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL!" Now put down those socks and let's get to work! If winning's good enough for, "[Singing] I love to win, by the dawn's early light! ", "All gave some, some gave all, but nobody got a prize but us! This hat more closely resembles a Balmoral bonnet, which was worn by several Scottish military regiments until they all switched to the Glengarry in 2006. ", "We have the eye of a tiger, the heart of a lion, the wings of an eagle, the big muscular arms of a panther-man, and the silent majesty of a kraken! ", "I will kill any man who tries to take this from me. ", "This is my rifle, this is my gun! Voice Responses are contextually triggered lines that play after the player has achieved something, for instance killing a certain amount of enemies with a Primary or Melee Weapon, or the player has triggered something, like being set on fire. A popular brand of cider is named Scrumpy Jack. The name of this item is a reference to the end of Meet the Demoman, when the Demoman declares "I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the ol' brimstone!". A devious look comes over the Demoman's face and he runs with BLU in hot pursuit. "Moor" is a very old generic term for a black person; it is also a name for high altitude grassland with acidic soil, common in the Scottish Highlands. ], Demoman: "Not one of ya's gonna' survive this. And his possessed eye literally uses slowed-down versions of the Demoman's screams in-game! Discover and share Tf2 Demoman Quotes. If you skip Grenades across the ground when aiming at a distant target, it can be more effective than throwing them through the sky. Give me my eye back, you wizard! ", "You can have this when you pry it from my cold, dead hands. Spy: Promise not to bleed on my suit and I'll kill you quickly. NOOOOOOOOOOO By lehomer22 2022-01-08 09:30 69% (441) Demoman TF2 Video Kaboom Death "am drunk YOU don' have an excuse" By lehomer22 2021-11-18 11:30 82% (441) Light griefs can speak: deep sorrows are dumb." - Seneca, Hippolytus, act ii. All voice lines associated with a player-initiated taunt are located in the Demoman taunts page along with a description of the animation. We didn't give an inch! [sotto voce] I do like you, it's just for show. I'll have me eye back, you shifty dog!". Feet up, feet up, feet up! This does not include voice responses or voice commands. Don't you die on me, brain maggot! [Quietly] "No offense, brain maggot. ", "Are you all trying for a Section Eight? Kill him, he's healin' himself! The kilt is a traditional knee-length garment originating in 16th Century Scotland. Steam Community :: Guide :: Copypasta Scripts of All "Meet the __" Videos. Aladdin refers to a story in the collection of folk tales titled One Thousand and One Nights, in which the main character finds a similar lamp which contains a genie. ", "I will never feel pity, or remorse, or fear, or comfortable - in this costume. You do not, "Damn you, Merasmuuuuus! ", "DOMINATED! ], [The Demoman slams the now empty Bottle down on the table, breathing heavily. ], Demoman: "Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together in hell! A single-handed claymore would be held in the right hand and used to stab the enemy, the targe would be strapped to the left arm and used to parry sword or bayonet blows, and a small dagger held reversed in the left hand and overlapping the targe would be used to slash. [Sotto voce] "Boy, I have something I want to tell you about the Engineer. By comparison, the Sniper is a highly specialized class that solely focuses on the precise elimination of targets at long-range. It is also the Demoman's birthplace. [Sotto voce] "Call me later, we can talk about our day. And now comes to my miscellaneous replies to some of your arguments. ", "I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife. ", "I am going to haunt your ass with my foot! The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. The Glengarry bonnet is actually a traditional boat-shaped hat without a peak. The Demoman primarily uses a grenade launcher which fires its projectiles in an parabolic arc, and whose grenades can bounce against obstacles before exploding; thus, he's the only class capable of indirect fire, dealing explosive damage without even seeing the enemy. Contents 1 Primary 2 Secondary 3 Melee 4 Special 4.1 Demoman-exclusive 4.2 All-Class "Oh no, I hope this scary wizard doesn't guess my card. By the official bird of Livi, Montana! When working on explosives, one should preferably have two eyes and be sober. The title card displays "COPYRIGHT LOLOLOL" on the bottom right corner, a recurring joke throughout the "Meet the Team" videos. The Demoman jumps into the SS DeGroot - a small rowing boat, painted with the team's color and a white stripe around it with a handwritten registry on the back - which pops out of the ground; he then sits down and starts rowing, occasionally looking around and saying drunken gibberish. ", "That's a right pretty bra-washer ya built, ya big ugly girl! "Watch out, lads! See you soon. "Blind fire" is when a person fires a weapon from behind an object and does not reveal themself. These quotes are references to the film Highlander. This nickname refers to the fact that Date Masamune also wore an eyepatch, although the Demoman's eyepatch is on the other eye. ", "This is not a robot tea party, sparkbags, this is robot war! The closest Captain Kirk (William Shatner) ever came to speaking those words was "Beam me up, Mr. Scott" in the film Star Trek IV. Well, half out. Added Conga, Square Dance, Skullcracker, Flippin' Awesome, Rock, Paper, Scissors, Spent Well Spirits, and Oblooterated taunts. ", "Do not make me kill you again, Merasmus! Bootlegging was originally the act of concealing hip-flasks of alcohol in the legs of boots. Sheep farming is an important industry in the Scottish highlands. The reference to the Demoman comes from his role in the original Ocean's 11, where he plays Josh Howard, a former military demolitions expert turned garbage truck driver. The player can freely move around, albeit slowly, during this taunt. ", "They said we couldn't do it! ", "Yer like a little bunny Scurryin' around, eatin' up yer lettuce and berries! The description is a reference to The Bible, Exodus 22:18, which is often translated as "Suffer not a witch to live", referring to the Puritans and their practice of executing those accused of witchcraft. The description is a reference to the common phrase when handling sharp objects: "don't poke your eyes out", and the fact that the Demoman has only a single eye. ", "You were in a big fat hurry to die, son. The Demoman steps aside and points forward as a wheel-mounted cannon comes out of the ground, which he proceeds to mount and ride around. By lehomer22 2022-01-20 18:30 89% (601) Demoman The Loose Cannon Video TF2 Spy Movie Critical Hit DEMO CROC! Hybrid Knights; the practice of equipping a sword and shield like a Demoknight, but instead of equipping boots, the Demoman opts to keep his grenade launcher. That's it! ", "All yah dandies prancin' aboot with ya heads full of eyeballs! ", "yer arses arse and I'm the grass man, punk yeah ya havin' heathen. ", "I'm gonna be all over ya like shingles! When played well, his trap laying and insane damage output make him possibly the most powerful unit on the field because of his area denial abilities for instance, at mid on Badlands, if a Demoman can arrive fast enough, he can set traps all about the enemy's side and also fire grenades behind the enemy Medic. ", "You are a spineless worm! After a successful fist bump, he points at the other player and nods positively while saying: Starting a dance He'll also burp mid-swing, September 30, 2010 Patch (Mann-Conomy Update), October 13, 2011 Patch (Manniversary Update & Sale), October 27, 2011 Patch (Very Scary Halloween Special), October 6, 2015 Patch (Invasion Community Update), October 28, 2015 Patch (Scream Fortress 2015), December 17, 2015 Patch (Tough Break Update), October 21, 2016 Patch (Scream Fortress 2016), October 20, 2017 Patch #1 (Jungle Inferno Update), October 5, 2021 Patch (Scream Fortress 2021), "Oh it brings tears to the eye, it does! Contents 1 Achievements 2 Weapons 3 Cosmetic items 4 Taunts 4.1 Grenade Launcher 4.2 Scottish Resistance 5 Responses 5.1 Dominating a Soldier 5.2 Dominating a Pyro 5.3 Dominating a Demoman 5.4 Dominating a Heavy ", "We have you surrounded, at least from this side! RED Demoman: I got a manky eye. ", "Oh, we won? And I'm all out of eyes! Put them in a tub with scented candles. The page Demoman (Team Fortress 2) contains mature content that may include coarse language, sexual references, and/or graphic violent images which may be disturbing to some. Also of note is that in 1954, 6 years prior to Ocean's 11, Sammy Davis Jr. lost his left eye in a traffic collision. They said we shouldn't do it! Though almost close to being close to the damage of a fully charged headshot, it deals the most damage out of all melee weapons in the game. then the only thing you have to worry about is landing, one of the most pleasant people on the team, prancin' aboot with yer heads fulla eyeballs. ", "Everyone thinks I'm just a one-eyed bloody monster, God damn it (sobbing)", "Everyone thinks I'mGod damn it(weeping)", "Stand on the bloody point, ya half-wit! 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